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****You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
**** Because once upon a time, we were best friends. And yes, there's been a lot of bad stuff in between. But none of that matters now. You need me, I'm there. Any place, any time, any where
**** A best friend is someone who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.
**** When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a you had to be there type of thing but more as a "You have to be mentally retarded like us" kind of thing
**** My friends are the type of people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish, But I love them anyway.
**** friends: let you weep on her shoulder. Best friends: says don't worry, you'll find another person. . . and while your in the bathroom wiping your mascara off your face kicks him in the shin and lists all the things he's missing.
**** a friend is like a condom, they protect you when things get hard.
**** Even if the voices aren't real, they have pretty good ideas
**** yeah. those losers do act mental, but they're my best friends.
**** people are so stupid, I'm gonna shoot them with a nail gun
**** Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.
**** friends will always be like "Well you deserve better anyway!" but a best friend will prank call him at one AM making chicken noises.
**** a friend will go up to a boy you like and say "Hi, my friend likes you. Will you go talk to her?" but a best friend will be like "Here's her number! Call her! she's home!"