As I was walking up the stair,
I saw a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
Oh, how I wish he'd go away.









One bright day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this tale is true
as the blind man, he saw it too.






Two can keep a secret
If one is dead.