My dearest Elizabeth,
I did not tell anyone. Don't worry. I miss you. Are you going to go to the movie tomorrow night? I hear that a lot of people are going. Could be fun. I hope you will! By the way, Are you going to Maine? I hear the weather's amazing, and Nora will be there. Might want to think about it.
Sincerely,
Moi.
My Darling Mikaela,
I'm very sorry. It's always hard. Just remember I'm here if you need me. I know what it's like.
Sincerely,
Moi.
My Favorite Meghan,
You always make me laugh. There are some advantages to having divorced parents, because you get double the presents at christmas. But trust me. You would most likely see your dad still. I am sorry to disappoint you. By the way, I watched the Wanda Sykes thing. Very hilarious.
P.S. I promise I will try my hardest not to generalize.
Sincerely,
Moi.
Dahling Sonia,
I am glad you like my bracelet. I can't believe you said you wanted to eat it. I do not quite know how that is relevant, but I found it very funny. Also, you did very well at the spanish game today.
Sincerely,
Moi.
Dear Bliss,
I am glad you're happy. I am so glad. You understand a lot. Just like Elizabeth. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Moi.
Tess,
I am glad you're happy also. I am also glad you're going well in math. Good job.
Sincerely,
Moi.
Doug,
I cannot believe you want to name your kid Ctanley with a C. Though it is very original, imagain him getting made fun of. You would probably get some weird looks yourself.
Cincerely,
Moi.
Dear Moi,
The softball thing would be a good opportunity, but you wouldn't be able to spend time with your friends that often. Also, there would be tournaments every weekend. Although it would get you out of doing Cottage Grove softball. By the way, What the hell is up with that? You really need to get rid of that father of yours. He just seems to ruin everything. But you love Nicki and Ryan. I am so excited to meet Jodi Picoult. I hope I spelt her name right. The question with softball is to do or not to do. Also, should you try out for varsity? Who knows. It can't hurt to try out, though. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Can it?
Sincerely,
Yourself.